Adrian's Kitchen Adventures (Read: Accidents)

Welcome to the first episode of the new AKA series, Adrian's Kitchen Adventures (Read: Accidents).

First dish of the day, DIY Bread-based pizza.

1. Take bread.
2. Add anything you can find in the kitchen.
3. Top with cheese to make it look like a pizza.
4. Send it in the microwave for some time. (I tried 1min and it works fine.)
5. Exclaim in horror for not toasing the bread beforehand.
6. Swallow your creation - Solid dough with loose ingredients topped with cheese.

A drink to compliment, A&W-inspired cocktail.

1. Pour A&W Root Beer into cup.
2. Add Baileys. (Original, or mint if you want some kick)
3. Figure out how much of each you added and try to adjust.
4. Admire the swirls, then stir it to mix well.
5. Swallow your creation - Alcoholic milk-tea.

There you go, a total culinary disaster for the start of the season.


Maybe school ought to add "Intro to cooking for dummies" as a breadth module.